zackisontumblr:

that moment when you hear someone getting home and have to brace yourself for the disappearance of your good mood

wehidebehindstars:

mspgay:

snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

aaaaalrighty-then:

snorlaxatives:

why is being alive so expensive

You spelled “suck” wrong.

???????????????????????????????

i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say

• why is being alive so suck
• why is being alive suck
• why is suck
• suck is being alive so expensive
• why suck so expensive

?????

 

Still funny.

• me: i need to lose weight
• me: gains weight

ihaveanarmy-wehaveatimelord:

super-sociopaths:

Basically the big three trying to figure out what the heck is up with this new fandom.

i love how we’re basically treating hannibal like our newborn baby brother just being brought home from the hospital

renandstimpy:

this is everything

duckstapler:

me too spongebob

footmeetsface:

spoon-party-of-bombur:

multipack:

amyeatfeast:

stopthatitssilly:

alexkisu:

multipack:

f is for friends who do stuff without you

u is for uninvited

c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten

k is for krispy kreme yum

this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like

one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the lights were off, my entire family went bowling and forgot about me 

DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA

garlic-breadgasm:

YOU DON’T OWE YOUR PARENTS ANYTHING

IT WAS THEIR CHOICE TO HAVE, KEEP AND RAISE YOU BUT IT WASN’T YOUR CHOICE TO BE THEIR CHILD

ANY EXPECTATIONS OR IDEALS THEY TRY AND ENFORCE ON YOU ARE BULLSHIT IF YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH THEM

THEY SHOULD ACCEPT THEIR CHILD AS THEY ARE NOT JUDGE THEM ON A MINOR DETAIL THAT DOESN’T AFFECT THEIR LIFE

DO NOT FEEL BAD IF YOU AREN’T THE PERFECT CHILD YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU SHOULD BE

yeeitsanna:

animeasuka:

THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS SITE

tumbler-teen:

who cares if school doesn’t teach us how to raise a family or get a job like at least I can find the area of a triangle.

THE MAGIC BEGINS: A really emotional moment - Lily’s speech & death.

“Your mother was there for me at a time when no one else was. Not only was she a singularly gifted witch, she was also an uncommonly kind woman. She had a way of seeing the beauty in others even, and perhaps most especially, when that person couldn’t see it in themselves.” - Remus Lupin.

• Me: should i get a life or watch another tv series